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Best Charlie Sheen quotes

BY AMBER CORNELIO In learning about Charlie Sheen’s recent attempts at stand-up comedy, I question whether he’s taking a long-term reprieve from acting and trying to launch a new career as a stand-up comedian. Previously, I had thought that he wanted to be a poet, with his profuse sheenisms… Per TMZ, in an all-time ticket [...]

What do Charlie Sheen and a Maine construction worker have in common? Charlie Sheen has seemingly been everywhere in recent weeks, ranting against the producers of his television show, “Two and a Half Men,” for shutting down production in response to his increasingly bizarre behavior. When Sheen recently filed suit against the show’s producers, he [...]

CS – Mr. President, are you aware of the number of days it took to begin the investigation into JFK’s assassination? PBO – If memory serves, I believe it was two weeks. CS – Close. Seventeen days to be exact. Are you aware sir, how long it took to begin the investigation into Pearl Harbor? [...]

1 DECLARATION OF CHARLIE SHEEN. 2 ‘~. 3 1. I am the Respondent in this matter and submit the following declaration in. ’4 opposition to Petitioner’s ex parte ……….. Download the Declaration of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is winning.  And there is no stopping him.  His antics have pulled our attention from distressing global events, and he has successfully seeped into almost all forms of entertainment and news media.  The spotlight that is shining on him right now is not only much brighter than any he would have been able [...]